August 14
The (Loose) Itinerary
Since some of you will still be flying in and settling down, let’s ease into greatness with good food and questionable toasts. We will meet in Valletta for a walking tour around 6pm and then go for dinner around 8-9PM
Dinner at Rubino
🕖 7-9PM for Valletta tour; 9PM for Dinner
📍 Valletta, Malta
August 15
BOAT DAY BABY
This is your chance to live your influencer dreams. We’re chartering a boat. Think yacht-core, drinks, swims, and that sunset selfie glow.
🌊 Bring swimwear, sea legs, and sunscreen. Hangover optional.
🕐 Starts 11AM, ends at 6PM with sea stories and maybe more dinner.
Dinner: Yes, again. We refuel, we reminisce, we maybe regret nothing.
🕖 Evening Feast, 8-9PM
📍St.Julians, Malta
August 16
Beach Club Bonanza
We’ll be vertical… at a beach club. Come tan, dance, hydrate with cocktails, and act like we do this every weekend.
👙 Think Ibiza meets “I need SPF 50.”
🕒 Midday till the last beat drops.
Dinner: You guessed it. We dine again. Stretchy pants encouraged.
🕖 Final Supper 7:30PM (until brunch)
🧀 But Wait, There’s More
We’ll laugh, we’ll cry (mostly from laughing), and we’ll pretend we remember everything the next day. Whether you’re here for one night or the full trilogy, don’t ghost me — I need those sweet, sweet RSVPs to plan.
Also, please be advised that I will not take any presents. Your presense and participation is all I desire. Also, please note, I left deposits for the boat and the beach club. Everything on top is individual responsibility.
